Career Burn
AI career reality check

Your resume needs a controlled burn.

Career Burn roasts the fluff, exposes what recruiters skip, and shows you how to fix it. Get the first verdict free—no signup required.

Roast my resumeSee how the burn works

PDF or pasted text · session-only processing · zero signup for the free roast

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Sample burn

“Results-driven” called. It wants its personality back.

What to expect from every burn

Funny, not cruel

We roast the writing—not the person behind it.

Advice you can use

Every punchline points toward a clearer improvement.

Private by default

Free uploads are not stored beyond your session.

From bland to undeniable

A roast with an actual career plan.

The joke gets your attention. The critique tells you what to do next. The rewrite turns that advice into stronger copy.

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Instant AI roast

Upload a PDF or paste your resume. Career Burn finds the fluff, clichés, and missed opportunities, then delivers punchy feedback in seconds.

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Useful underneath the jokes

Every roast includes concrete critique on clarity, impact, and positioning, so you leave with more than a laugh.

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Built to share

Turn your sharpest lines into a polished social card that is ready to download or post.

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Private by default

Your resume stays session-only unless you choose a paid rewrite. No surprise profile-building or long-term storage.

Choose your heat level

Laugh for free. Pay only when you want the fix.

The Roast

$0

Instant and signup-free

  • One AI resume roast
  • 2–3 practical critique points
  • Share-ready roast card
  • Session-only resume processing
Get roasted free
The comeback

Roast + Rewrite

For job seekers ready to turn the critique into sharper copy.

$39 one-time

  • Everything in the free roast
  • Rewritten professional summary
  • Stronger, outcome-focused bullets
  • ATS-friendly clarity pass
  • Downloadable polished copy
  • One revision request
Burn it, then rebuild it

No smoke and mirrors

Questions before the roast?

Your next application deserves better

Let your resume take the heat.

Get the honest feedback your polite friends will not give you—then turn it into a resume recruiters actually want to read.

Roast my resume free